With some parts missing, it was nothing but good times, drinking, eating and clubbing, love you brah.
Okay, so lets get to the next portion of this blog…the speech. As Wei's best man, I've been having trouble coming up with this thing. I keep thinking I'm going to be witty and think of something funny. If I'm thinking that, then why is this coming out harder than it's suppose to be, god damn it. I know it's not an easy thing and tons of people have done it before me. The real question is how do I make it different and stand out? There are three ways I can do this. I can…
1. Create a song…yeah, I guess I can rap it, or write a song, or even attempt to play a guitar and write a song. Idiotic? Yes? Of course yes, however it would be intriguingly different…holy schnikes…intriguingly is a word? Bam, and boom goes the dynamite.
B-T-Dub…this girl killed it…white girls…trying to make things cool since forever…god dammit.
2. Write a witty poem, with lots of sentimental value. I don't know about this one. I can't really make shit rhyme…so technically I can't really rap either. Fuck…couldn't I just do N*ggas in Paris? French toast.
3. Okay so that leaves me with my last and final option, to go all out on the best "BEST MAN SPEECH EVER!!!" What does this speech consist of? Sentimental opening, funny hysterical moments, a rap song, and ending with an over sentimentalized poem. That's it, that's how I'm doing this shit right here.
So honestly, how many people did I fool there? Probably not a lot, but I'm trying my best. Anywhoo, this is where I'm at the moment, stuck on this MacBook thinking it's time I decide on my next move on this speech…god dammit…I'm screwed.
